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I was on the phone with one of my best girlfriends several weeks ago when she asked why I sounded so “winded.” If I had been on my toes, I could have convinced her that I was on a stair climber. But in actuality, I was cleaning out my closet with the help of the […]

One day, when my children learn to use a camera and photo editing software, I’m in BIG trouble.

As I walked alone through the produce department of my local grocery store (as SLOWLY as possible…because, I repeat, I was ALONE), I just barely heard something from the bottom of my purse whistling The Andy Griffith Show theme song. No tune could better describe the person on the other end of that ringtone, and […]

I give it a week before WebMD confirms this is an actual condition. And then a drug company picks up on it and develops a medicated cream called Prescription Scribeoflex.