November 26, 2024From Dirty Dancing to dirty diapers

Fashion Police

Dear 10-month-old Averi,

You are ROCKING those skinny jeans and that little tank, sweetie. I mean, look at your adorable, little belly. I could just eat you up with a spoon!

But if you even THINK about going out looking like this when you’re a teenager…

…your father and I will do the the Macarena in front of all of your friends. I know you don’t know what that is. But it will END you socially.

Just think about it.

~Mom

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  • Danielle Higginbottom-Brown

    omg! I just snorted my coffee out my nose! love ya!!!!

  • Pam

    We tried that. Remember your Dad sliding into the kitchen thinking he was Tom Cruise from Risky Business? Brian was unfazed and married you anyway!!

    • Katy in a Corner

      Do I remember that? My dad slid across the kitchen floor in his whitey tighties while I was watching a movie with my then-boyfriend-turned-husband. These aren’t things I forget.

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