Dear 10-month-old Averi,
You are ROCKING those skinny jeans and that little tank, sweetie. I mean, look at your adorable, little belly. I could just eat you up with a spoon!
But if you even THINK about going out looking like this when you’re a teenager…
…your father and I will do the the Macarena in front of all of your friends. I know you don’t know what that is. But it will END you socially.
Just think about it.
~Mom
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omg! I just snorted my coffee out my nose! love ya!!!!
We tried that. Remember your Dad sliding into the kitchen thinking he was Tom Cruise from Risky Business? Brian was unfazed and married you anyway!!
Do I remember that? My dad slid across the kitchen floor in his whitey tighties while I was watching a movie with my then-boyfriend-turned-husband. These aren’t things I forget.