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As you may have already gathered, my husband is in the military — the Air Force to be exact. But we currently live on an Army Post in Leavenworth, Kansas. Yup. THAT Leavenworth. I knew nothing about Leavenworth when we moved here except that they had some prisons — both a federal one and the […]

I know I’ve mentioned before that we party like rock stars on our weekly date night, but it never ceases to amaze me how relaxing a trip to Chipotle, Target, Barnes & Noble, or the proctologist can be when no children are FREAKING OUT in your ear because they ran out of milk. (Did she just […]

I now understand.

My dear readers, I know we’re all sick of political ads and rhetoric from both sides of the aisle — not to mention the emotional, political rants on every form of social media. Quite frankly, we’re inundated. So, I sat down with the Obamas to give them a bit of guidance on how they can […]

I think it’s very important that you know something about me before we move forward with this relationship. I’m not a cat person. (Gasp!) I love kittens, but full grown cats just freak me out. They stalk you and claw at you and poop in a box in your laundry room. Eww.

Update:  Monday, October 1, 2012 And the winner of the Mobi GloMate and the copy of my book that they may or may not choose to re-gift to their third cousin is… Kendra “Such a great blog! My Avery would love that (we just PCS to Oceanside CA so she has had lots of changes). […]

Both of our kids were breastfed until about 2.08 seconds after they bit the ever loving CRAP out of me. And then we switched to formula. I’m no wimp, but both of our kids had mouths FULL of teeth by six months. (Exhibit A: Averi with two teeth on bottom and at least two on […]

You know what’s way more fun than Disney World and costs almost as much? A trip to the dentist. Recently, I bit the bullet (no pun intended) and made an appointment for an oral cleaning/pressure washing. It had literally been years since I’d been to the dentist. I know, I know. But let me explain:  […]

Welcome back to another How-to Tuesday! (Tuesday has officially become my favorite day.) As you’ll see in today’s video, we decided to step things up a notch. We went and bought ourselves one of those teeny tiny cameras so small we can even spy on ourselves. So, what you’re about to witness is a real, […]

Disclaimer:  This post is sponsored by my bladder and not the company mentioned below or by Apple. But hey, Apple, if you want to sponsor this nonsense, by all means get in touch. Date night has changed since we had kids. Before JJ was born in 2010, Brian and I went to concerts, ate expensive […]