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I’m not gonna lie; it was difficult for me to leave PetSmart on Sunday without a bearded dragon (last time it was a fancy rat). I’ve got the itch again, y’all. The itch for another living thing that requires constant care and nurturing. Brian thinks I should quit entertaining this reptilian fantasy and just have […]

I think it’s very important that you know something about me before we move forward with this relationship. I’m not a cat person. (Gasp!) I love kittens, but full grown cats just freak me out. They stalk you and claw at you and poop in a box in your laundry room. Eww.