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Remember my Labor Day post about how Brian got pulled over in a speed trap for the billionth time this year? And remember how I said I would reenact that in a one-woman show about it? And remember how I vowed to never travel in the car with any of them again until one of them learns […]

You know what is a humbling experience for a 31-year-old man with a wife and two kids? That knot in the pit of his stomach as he speeds by a cop on a rural, country route. Only to check the rear-view mirror and see him pull a Dukes of Hazzard move in the middle of […]

Happy election day! Or, as I like to call it, “The day when we vote for the individual who will bring us one step closer to actually keeping up with the Kardashians.” Y’all, I am so excited to have this election past us. Can’t we all just go out for a frozen yogurt after this […]

It was unfortunate timing, really. We hired a housekeeper several months ago anticipating my need for some help while my husband travels with the military. I know, I’m lazy. And also fabulously wealthy. “Can someone PLEASE turn up the TV and pass me the bonbons? And WHERE is the nanny? One of my children is […]