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Can we still be lifelong friends who pretend like I never did the embarrassing puppet bit back in 2012?

This year’s Presidential election felt like nothing less than an horrific cock fight. And, no, that is not a double entendre. So, get your mind out of the gutter, people! Honestly, it was a dirty, foul (that pun was intended) fight to the bitter end. Now that I think about it, our dinner this weekend […]

Happy election day! Or, as I like to call it, “The day when we vote for the individual who will bring us one step closer to actually keeping up with the Kardashians.” Y’all, I am so excited to have this election past us. Can’t we all just go out for a frozen yogurt after this […]