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Not that you should care AT ALL about the nonsense that comes out of my mouth on a daily basis, but…well, I guess you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t care at all. So, thanks for caring, first of all! But here are some things you’ll probably never hear me say. I say probably because […]

Dear 10-month-old Averi, You are ROCKING those skinny jeans and that little tank, sweetie. I mean, look at your adorable, little belly. I could just eat you up with a spoon! But if you even THINK about going out looking like this when you’re a teenager…